Wry: adj. ironic, sardonic, dryly humorous.
Writer: n. one who writes, a professional scribe, an author.
The Wry Writer is a viviparous mammalian carbon-based biped who occasionally makes a living wrangling words. She currently resides on the third planet orbiting a G2 yellow star of an insignificant planetary system located in the outer fringes of the western spiral arm of a galaxy. One tiny mote amid an infinite number that populate an unending universe.
She just thought you would like to know this.