This is a quick a guide on how to interact with an Alexandra.

It’s purpose is to help others better understand Alexandras, their quirks and personality, and to get the most from interactions.

First things. Alexandra respond well to bribes. Especially dark chocolate. But be wary of over feeding them too much sugar, like any soul serving 2 year old, Alexandras get cranky and stubborn to the point of being an immoveable object when hyper.

Calming green tea usually works as an antidote.

Secondly, Alexandras do not respond well to fake flattery, threats, or cajoling in any way, shape, or form. If you have something to say, say it to their face. Speak plainly and directly, and never, ever condescendingly.

Always assume their bite is worse than their bark. That way you won’t need an emergency tetanus booster shot later.

Err on the side of caution when dealing with Alexandras. Their Piscean nature can be overwhelming. Bring water wings for surety.

Please note, Alexandras will not be held liable or responsible for any accidental drownings.

Lastly, never, ever ghost an Alexandra, you will live to regret this action. Alexandras never forget and they know voodoo.