We’re right in the middle of a flood happening right now in our guest bathroom. Water is literally cascading through the fan on the ceiling onto the toilet and floor below, pooling.

Oh, the OH just shouted through that it’s now coming into the main bathroom through the adjoining wall …

We phoned the front desk here, in the main building and, they told us the plumbing crew is on another job we’ll have to wait.

We’ll have to wait? Are they fucking kidding me? I’m sorely tempted to phone 911 and call the fire brigade in.

Jesus F. H. Christ …